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Monday, 2 July 2007
Jack is in the UK waiting for an iPhone that runs on G3. Lots of stuff going down over here and I'm on the case.

By JackBauer 2 years, 4 months ago in Hiding in an Apple store Add Comment
Wednesday, 27 June 2007
I'm getting an iPhone. Find me. Which store am I hiding in?

By JackBauer 2 years, 4 months ago in Hiding in an Apple store Add Comment
Wednesday, 13 June 2007
Hannity and Colmes -- a channel flipping accident. Note to myself: remove Channel 26 (Fox Cable) from my channel list (a good public policy campaign). Anyway, I get my news at Comedy Central.

Comment from JackBauer on Watching Sean Hannity interview Rudy Giuliani. I'm ready to throw up. I'm following Al Gore's advice and giving up TV. by 2 years, 4 months ago
Wednesday, 6 June 2007
Don't mention the Chinese. They really know how to torture me, but they got nothing from me.

Comment from JackBauer on At Serata talking about the new cigarette smoking law by 2 years, 5 months ago
Thanks....I crawled out the basement and now I'm headed towards the border.

Comment from JackBauer on strange, a police helicopter has been hovering over a house down the street for the past 5 minutes now... by 2 years, 5 months ago
You never see Jack Bauer smoke. I'm trying to be a good role model.

Comment from JackBauer on At Serata talking about the new cigarette smoking law by 2 years, 5 months ago
They are looking for me...but they will never catch me. I've already hacked Interpol.

Comment from JackBauer on strange, a police helicopter has been hovering over a house down the street for the past 5 minutes now... by 2 years, 5 months ago
Sunday, 3 June 2007
That's a good thing. Ask me anything. Except where I am at this moment.

Comment from JackBauer on saw about 12 episodes of season 6 of 24 this afternoon.. by 2 years, 5 months ago
Tuesday, 29 May 2007
Im hiding out in Second Life

By JackBauer to #secondlife 2 years, 5 months ago Add Comment
Wednesday, 23 May 2007
James Heller...I've thought long and hard about doing away with him. Did he try to get me out of China, or did he leave me to die?

By JackBauer 2 years, 5 months ago in Middle East (stealth) 1 Comment
So this Jaiku thing might be a good way to socialize me. Can we add some weapons to the API?

By JackBauer 2 years, 5 months ago in Middle East (stealth) Add Comment
So Audrey is my girl. Her father says death surrounds me and I need to lay off. Is that how you talk to Jack Bauer? I don't think so.

By JackBauer 2 years, 5 months ago in LA 1 Comment
Like the US government can't find Osama Bin Laden? OK...they can't find ME when I want to stay dark. But Osama?

By JackBauer 2 years, 5 months ago in LA Add Comment
I fixed the deal on the Iraq budget. Frankly, if they sent me to Iraq, I would have the entire mess cleaned up in 3 months.

By JackBauer 2 years, 5 months ago in LA Add Comment
Friday, 11 May 2007
Got a call from Wolfowitz at World Bank. He is in the crapper.

By JackBauer 2 years, 6 months ago in LA Add Comment
Monday, 7 May 2007
Bauer said: For my friends in the USA, my show is on tonite on Fox. I'll be screaming like crazy, totally amped, and saying 'dammit' alot..

By JackBauer 2 years, 6 months ago in Safe house Add Comment
Sunday, 6 May 2007
West Point wants me to cut the torture. YOU decide. http://news.independent.co.uk/world/americas/article2264632.ece

By JackBauer 2 years, 6 months ago in Safe house Add Comment
DAMMIT - Me on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxzovLECtGc

By JackBauer 2 years, 6 months ago in Safe house Add Comment
Im signed to a multiyear contract with Fox. Can't die.

Comment from JackBauer on What would I do without Chloe? by 2 years, 6 months ago
What would I do without Chloe?

By JackBauer 2 years, 6 months ago in Safe house 2 Comments

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